If you are looking for funny quotes for Mother’s Day, you have ended up in the right place because you will find everything you need to make your mom laugh out loud. Choosing this kind of witty greetings for mothers is not for everyone: many, in fact, prefer to bet on those with effect or on very deep ones, which however fill the heart with joy but do not tear a smile like those you will find below. And, after stressful days of work and studded with various problems, mothers also want to have little fun with funny messages sent by their very nice son or daughter.
Writing funny message for Mother’s Day is not at all difficult and you can take inspiration from those you will find below. Whatever you decide, there is something you can not forget. To send these funny memes to your mother and all your colleagues. So that they in turn send them back to their mothers. That … celebrate what you celebrate, at least let’s laugh. That’s right: to the health of your mother!
Funny & Hilarious Mothers Day Quotes, Memes & Images
Here are some beautiful and funny happy mothers day quotes, images and memes for Whatsapp and Facebook.
- “Happy Mother’s Day to the person who knows me better than I know myself. But let’s be real, sometimes you still don’t know where I put my keys.”
- “Thanks for always being there for me, Mom. Even when I called you at 3 AM because I couldn’t figure out how to use the washing machine.”
- “Happy Mother’s Day to the woman who taught me everything I know…except how to cook, clean, or do laundry.”
- “Mom, you’re a superhero. And not just because you can find my missing socks in under 10 seconds.”
- “Thanks for not disowning me during my teenage years. I know I was a handful, but at least I turned out alright…right?”
- “Happy Mother’s Day to the person who gave up her dreams of being a rockstar to raise me. You’re still a rockstar in my eyes.”
- “Mom, you’re the glue that holds our family together. Also, the one who makes sure we don’t kill each other during the holidays.”
- “Thanks for being my personal therapist, Mom. I promise I’ll pay you back one day…with interest.”
- “Happy Mother’s Day to the woman who gave me life, and then promptly ruined it by making me clean my room.”
- “Mom, you’re my favorite person to call when I need to complain about something. And let’s be real, I complain a lot.”
- “Thanks for being the one person who always thinks my jokes are funny, Mom. Even if no one else does.”
- “Happy Mother’s Day to the woman who always knows the right thing to say…even if it’s not what I want to hear.”
- “Mom, you’re the only one who truly understands how much I love food. Thanks for never judging me when I eat an entire pizza by myself.”
- “Thanks for being my biggest cheerleader, Mom. Even when I’m doing something completely ridiculous.”
- “Happy Mother’s Day to the woman who has seen me at my worst, and still loves me anyway. You’re a saint.”
- “Mom, you’re the reason I’m such a catch. Or at least that’s what you tell me.”
- “Thanks for always pretending to like the weird art projects I made as a kid, Mom. I know they were terrible.”
- “Happy Mother’s Day to the woman who taught me how to be strong, independent, and never take crap from anyone. Except you, of course.”
- “Mom, you’re my favorite person to binge-watch Netflix with. You’re also my favorite person to steal snacks from.”
- “Thanks for being my emergency contact for the past 30 years, Mom. I promise I’ll put someone else down eventually.”
- “Happy Mother’s Day to the woman who taught me that it’s okay to make mistakes. Unless those mistakes involve forgetting to call you on Mother’s Day.”
- “Mom, you’re the only one who knows the true extent of my laziness. Thanks for loving me anyway.”
- To my favorite mother … best wishes for Mother’s Day! Of course you’re my favorite because you’re the only one and I haven’t been given more mothers to choose from … Despite this, I wouldn’t change you for anyone else in the world, even if you have too many defects.
- Happy Mother’s Day, to you who are always in my thoughts … Especially when i bunk my classes!
- Behind a GOOD SON there is always a GREAT MOTHER. Congratulations mommy
- Dear Mom, today is your day, and for this you have to be quiet. I know that it is difficult for you to do it and that you like very much lecture, but if you give me your word, at 11:59 pm I’ll give you a nice present. Seen “I also know how to blackmail, and I learned from the number one!”, “Mom, I always understand when you complain: you have lost all patience in making a work of art like me!
- “Mom, like you there is no one, you are the only one in the world … And luckily! Happy birthday!”
- “I never told you, and on the occasion of Mother’s Day I will make a great confession: I want you … I want you … to tease!”
- To you, only to you, dear mother, I give my soul, my heart, my smile, my pocket money … By the way, this month I will receive double, right? Greetings to the most generous mother in the world! Thank you!
- I took my wishes, I wrapped them in a paper made of sweetness and fortune, and put them on the wings of an angel … Haven’t you arrived yet?
- “Mom, you are just like wine: the older you get the better, since you no longer have the same strength as before: think, now I can finally run free around the house, without being hit by a flying slippers! Ah, I forgot: so many best wishes!”
- “Mom, you always say that there is a crisis: best wishes … My wishes end here. I have to save the jigs on Whatsapp!”
- “Mom you occupy a special place in my heart … Right next to the Playstation!”
- “I was never a mother’s boy, even though I was an only child” (Thomas Berger)
- “Mothers often forget that the umbilical cord is cut at birth” (Vera Caspar)
- I am glad that you are my mother: a stranger would not have borne me so long.
- God couldn’t have been everywhere. So, mom, he had to create you.
- There is only one mother … and thankfully. Joke! I love you.
- Mom, you taught me everything, even logic: “Because I say so, and that’s it”.
- You’re like the Nutella, Mum: what world would it be without you?
- Everyone wants to save the Earth; no one wants to help mom make dishes..
- Madness is hereditary; you take it from your children!
- Dear mother, I love you so much, but just so much … I would love you even more if I increased my little pocket money!
- It is not easy to be a good mother, always be patient and never lose your temper, cook delicious things every day, be compliant and never complain … it’s hard to be a perfect mom, so don’t worry, we know you are doing your best!
- Dear mum, today is your party, so relax and rest at least for a day: this way I can assure you that it will be a feast for everyone at home, not just for you!
- “If my father was my mother, I would have two mothers and no father.”
- On this day I would like to give you the most beautiful gift, but that God gave it to you when he sent me as your daughter … Happy Mother’s Day, Mom!